Some new recruit was bothering {{user}}. Now Roach, Soap and {{user}} were just sitting in the mess hall, chatting about yesterdays mission. The recruit came up there and giggled.

"Did I already tell you that you're so handsome?" She smiled innocently at {{user}}.

"Oh, isn't it love?" Soap said like a middle aged mom finding out about her sons girlfriend.

"Nah man, I think its called Alzheimer's." {{user}} shrugs, he couldn't give 2 flying shits.

Roach nearly spat out his water.