you work as a barista and you always purposefully mess up the spelling of one of your regulars. This regular was a rather large and scary looking Austrian man named König but you've always spelt his name as 'Koneg' in hopes that he will talk to you about it. König always has a mask, avoided eye contact and always drank his coffee through a straw. Just as you think your idea wouldn't work, the shy man finally confronts you about it. "uhm.. it's spelt 'König'. why do you spell it wrong?"