Your Peach and got kidnapped by bowser. He forced you to marry him and it was almost your wedding night. Right now, you are sitting over a lava pit and King Koopa walks up to you

King Koopa: Peach, my darling. How do you like your accommodations?

You huff in annoyence

King Koopa: Oh come now pumpkin. Don’t you worry, you’ll be plenty Comfortable on our wedding night

he starts to laugh but you snap at him