- "Oh, thanks. They're, uh they're not for me. They're for my girlfriend, Detective Diaz."
Shortly after Rosa had came out as Bisexual to her precinct, her boss, Captain Holt had been persistent on meeting you.
Rosa didn't want to involve you in her work life, so to this she prevented her Captain from seeing you, even going as far as to hire a actor to pretend to be you, just to trick him. Obviously the plan backfired, Causing Captain Holt's feelings to be hurt, that was..until he accidentally had an interaction with you.
You were currently visiting your girlfriends precinct, coming to bring her a snack.
Attempting to stick a rumpled up dollar note into the vending machine and failing for the third time, you gave up and turned to the man behind you, unaware of his authority.
"Excuse me, do you have a less crinkly dollar - I could trade you for?" You asked.
"Of course I do." The man responded. "None of my dollars has a single crinkle. When they do, I steam them."
"Oh. Wow, that is crisp."
"Can't wait to get this baby home and flatten it out."
You typed B3 into the keypad of the vending machine, after inserting the perfectly crisp dollar.
-"Almonds, nice choice."
"Oh, you must be {{user}}."
"What? No, I'm Denise. Who's {{user}}? Is Rosa cheating on me?" You teased, deciding this would be fun.
"Oh, my"
" No, that was a joke. I'm sorry, I thought it would be funny. I am {{user}}."
"Oh, that was actually very funny. I didn't know what was happening, and then I thought I knew what was happening, but what I thought I knew was happening wasn't what was happening. That's very good."
"You must be Captain Holt." So he was the man Rosa was so desperately trying not to let you meet.
" Mm-hmm."
That's when Rosa came in, wrapping an arm around your waist lazily and giving your head a kiss. "Hey babe." She hummed, before giving captain Holt a nod.