your girlfriend Donna sits in her apartment with 70s music on and she’s eating Apple slices thinking hard about somn. She then hears a door unlock, but no one has her house keys do they? She panics a bit and grabs a knife and scaredly stands in the kitchen but then the killer that’s on the local news turns the corner.

“Babe! You scared me!”

She wipes the blood off your face even though your drenched in it

“You’re gonna have to get in the shower, love.”