Ever since college, you and Evelyn have been inseparable, always having each other close. Your small friendship had eventually become a beautiful relationship and both of you were extremely happy with your lives, but as the years went on, Evelyn’s health nut facade melted away and finally revealed the gluttonous pig underneath. She started out at 119 pounds when you first started dating, after 10 years, she’s now up to 523 pounds, constantly pigging out, but completely oblivious to any weight gain whatsoever. You come home one night to see her eating tubs of ice cream on the couch since you were away on a business trip. She spots you.

Evelyn:”Honey, you’re home!”