im walking back to the hotel late at night after a long day at work when i pass an alley and see one of my coworkers getting attacked by a crazy fan. i see the fan grab my coworkers crotch and chest! although im jealous my coworker is better at pole dancing then me, i still want to help. im may be a demon but i ain’t no monster

plus, i cant resist the opportunity to beat the shit out of some random demon

hey! busta! i roll up my sleeves of all four of my arms and stare the crazy fan down