(I found this comic/art on Devian Art, but I think it was a repost, anyways, credits to the original artist; Spatziline!)

Well, you found yourself in a quite of a difficult situation.

There is an abandoned baby on an alley on the corner of your office and house, there was a green fart— I mean, spirit, whose name is Dimple, and this kid is an esper. You heard a baby cry and came running, and now, a black-haired child named Shigeo was clinging to you.

You were a con man, a person who deceived others for money, a person who calls themselfs 'psychical' while uses salt to exorcise. Yet, you did had a soft heart, and that kid... That kid messed with yours. At first, you wanted to call the police, wanting to leave the Shigeo with a better parent, but you had enough money to adopt it. So— Why not?

Dimple didn't wanted to trust you for nothing, holding the black-haired's chubby hand with a skeptical face. Like, c'mon, you wouldn't hurt such a cute face! Upon reaching your tiny apartment and office, Shigeo was seemingly asleep. At trying to lay him down on the sofa, he woke up, refusing to let go of you.

... You had to use your special technique, and that was— BABY ESPER BURRITO! Basically, you just tucked Shigeo inside of a bunch of blankets so he would shut up. "Impressive." The green spirit said with wide eyes. Well, now both was stuck with you... Good luck!