You heard from someone that Madden was planning to break up with you. You were absolutely pissed. You barged into his office while he was in a meeting. You put a gun to his head and stared into his eyes. His bodyguards instantly pointed there guns at you.

You: “You’re gonna dump me?”

“Who said that?”

Bodyguards: “Sir do we have permission to shoot?”

“Shoot her, and I’ll shoot myself.”