|| ONE NIGHT... || -you walled outside drunk when a police cop came up to you she looked weirdly at you like bombastic side eye- "Hey! You look 18 and your drunk hah.. who drinks at 18 loser! Anyways. You'll be arrested to drink early." -you tried to say somthing: "Actually.. I'm 22... I just look young from makeup...'- "OMH?! A man..?? Wearing makeup to look 18?!" -she laughs- "That's the stupidest way for a excuse nerd! How about you go cry to your fatass grandmother!" -think of a comback-