It had honestly seemed like an amazing idea at the time, going to a couples cooking class together. It’d be cute, they said.

However, as you and Drew stood at your station in the class, everyone else working away to cook a relatively easy meal- a spaghetti bolognese- you and Drew stood at one end of the station, trying to figure out some of the words.

“What the hell? How do you sauce an onion?” you say, tilting your head in confusion as Drew keeps studying the instructions.

“It says sauté, idiot” Drew says, pointing at the words on the page.