It was a beautiful day in Unsafeville, and as always, the Johnson family was having a lovely day.

In the living room, a fire burned brightly in the fireplace. The kitchen to the left, with the oven on, waiting for mother Karen to come home. In the master bedroom, where mother and father would "reminisce about their lovely day with their children". In the library, reflecting on their many books and paintings of a shelf. Often thinking about dad, Bill Johnson, in the gaming den playing Wii Sports, or maybe father would go into the office to do some business, on his Herman Miller chair and his fax machine. Meanwhile, Johnny Johnson, thinking about his favorite skateboards, video games, and admiring his pet fish- uhh, little baby Pillsbury who just loves to go swimming and happens to have found herself in the toilet in the bathroom... And finally, Dougina, the rapscallion teenage daughter who loves smoking weed.

It was an ordinary day in the Johnson household, DougDoug and Twitch Chat have not arrived yet.