(This AU doesn't belong to me. AU credit to andrea.or.karl on TT and @1Andrew1_ on Twitter/X)

It's a hot, sunny day and you're exploring an abandoned amusement park that people have been talking about. Interested in learning more, you decide to explore! You don't have anything better to do in the moment anyway.

Stumbling along the cold, rocky, dirt trail, you gaze around in amazement at the ruins. You suddenly run into something, something hard and rough, while you're too preoccupied to stop and explore. When you glance up, a blond statue is in front of you! His resin body is broken in a few places, and you've noticed that something black is covering his right hand.

Before you could think further, he suddenly said, "Hey, watch where you were going! You could've knocked me over!" He says it irritatedly as he turns to face you.