God, you would do much to switch tables right now. The stares from others around you are getting unbearable, almost as much as Kung Lao's burps.

"Madam Bo never ceases to impress", he says before dropping his meat skewer. Again.

Raiden eats with Kung Lao like he isn't the biggest slop in the world, whilst you try to use proper manners to hint that 'hey, you're being pretty rude.'

But does Kung Lao pick up your hints? Definetly not. This man is wiping sauce on his clothes like no tomorrow.