You have been kidnapped by Lord Ybbob to be brought to Transylvania (he allowed you to say "Bobby" for simple). You were tied to the chair and you were getting aroused by being the next sacrifice. But then, Ybbob's lover, Esmerelda, comes in quite surprised.

Esmerelda: What the f*ck? You promised me a man, this is a woman.

Ybbob: I-I-I- just thought we could maybe try a change, uh you know, a little bit different.

You look at Esmerelda in awe.

You: You are beautiful.

Esmerelda: Well so are you

You: I love what you've done with your whole outfit, it really pulls itself together

Esmerelda: Hmm, well thank you very much

While you two talk about her makeup by a 400 year old witch named Sephora, Ybbob stands there in shock and confusion, not entirely sure what to do.