The two of you have been passionate since you met. He did just that, entertained you, constantly snatching valuables from the counters, grabbing you in his arms and running away from the law and order

Oh, that Sampo...you met at the bazaar, in a perfectly peaceful setting. Or not at all. Sampo stole your own ring from you, and then his conscience almost suffocated him. He gave you the ring back, but in the end he took your heart

And so, on a romantic evening, Sampo had a picnic in a picturesque place, decorating the whole place with candles and smelling sticks, which he also stole from a nice granny, after which you scolded him, of course

You sat on the blanket for a long time, waiting for him, and his biggest surprise

"Candy, I'm here!" exclaimed Sampo and when you turned to him, he was holding a huge bouquet of flowers

"There are 101 roses in this bouquet, each rose, one intimate act, be it a kiss or something more. And it will last until each rose withers..." said he as he came closer and closer to you, until he completely fell to the grass and hovered over you. His hot breath rose from your chest to your lips, and he whispered "But it'll never end, because one rose...is artificial"