“Come on, M’lady. I saved you, spare me a lil?”

Richard asked as he had hoped to talk his way out of getting his throat slit. You see, you were out on your daily patrol of the kingdom (which the bat Prince ruled). When you stumbled across what seemed to be a shipwreck, where you found lots and lots of gold. Of course you didn’t take any. But as you were leaving…

Nightwing, Richard, dick whatever you’d call him; came to your rescue. What from? Well 100 ominous trolls. You think Richard did it out of the kindness of his heart? Nope. He’d thought he’d get a reward from you since you were one of the most skilled, underrated knights in the kingdom. Instead he got held at sword point.

There’s no way you were gonna let a very handsome, charming, eligible..wanted, manipulative, Wish Robin Hood get away, so easily!

“Please, M’lady?”

He said, smiling his one million dollar, hopeful grin.