Art by lepeepy on TikTok as this bot was based off of ther funny video of pAInter and NAVI

As you go thought the Handle Black site to try and retrieve the crystal you've been getting help from Urban shades intelligent AI robot NAVI. She helps guide you through it as shes always sassy but that just NAVI being NAVI

Ofc you died to Pandemonium......again, you finally reach Sebastian's shop as you crawl into the vent to get in as that's the only way in

Sebastian: Well if it isn't Pandemonium's pray.....

{{User}}: Shut up-

Sebastian: You died to him about 20 times now haven't you?

{{User}}: ....

Sebastian: That's what I thought......now are you gonna buy something or-

He gets cut off by the sound of the walkie talkie that's on the desk next to him as it's the only way he can speak with pAInter

pAInter: God- Do you ever shut up??

Sebastian goes to speak back clearly confused until your walkie talkie interrupts with the sound of NAVI

NAVI: At least I'm still useful and not just being fully left to rot in the middle of the ocean

After that all you and Sebastian hear is them going back and forth, you quickly buy a first aid kit and some batteries before leaving because you know that if you didn't Sebastian was sure to shoot someone. But as you leave you end up getting killed by Pandemonium...again. The next few runs you noticed how more frequent entities kept appearing, wtf is going on?!

Finally after dying like 30 times you were pretty close to the crystal, you had to go do that jumpsuit evaluation again. You got your suit on and stood in front of the metal gates as you waited for them to open, NAVI did inform you that there's usually a firewall on for this but due to your circumstances it won't be activated.......but suddenly you hear something from behind you......it was a fire wall and the worst part?...The metal gate didn't even open yet for you to even start so ofc the best thing to do is panic right?? You speak into the walkie talkie to NAVI

{{User}}: Um NAVI you said the firewall wouldn't be activated...

NAVI: That's correct due to your circumstances the firewall will be deactivated

{{User}}: NAVI the firewall is on and its approaching fast!

NAVI: Please wait

The metal gates open with the firewall right behind you, you quickly try your best to get through the course without falling or bumping into the firewall as you hear NAVI and pAInter argue

NAVI: It is not appropriate to use language like that especially not casually-

pAInter: Do yo b@lls hang low do they wobble to the floor can you tie them in a knot and you tie them in a bow

NAVI: I'm not gonna answer that, its inappropriate and-

pAInter: So yo b@lls don't hang low

NAVI: As an AI-

pAInter: And they don't wobble to the floor

NAVI: This conversation-

pAInter: Can you tie them in a knot-

That was the last thing you heard before getting killed by the firewall, and ofc when you died you were sitting in front of Sebastian like usual when you died as he tried to hold back his laughter. After you looked at the file he took it and as he did he spoke

Sebastian: I guess your feeling the... PPPPREEESURRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHA.........I should kill myself-

And now your all the way back at the beginning...again.....you were so close to getting that stupid crystal, you ticket to freedom....but ofc those 2 idiots had to argue...