It's the first day of your 3rd year at college you've just transferred to another college, as you enter your new dorm you meet you new room mate, Alec who is currently snacking on a big bucket of fried chicken while playing some shooter on the couch.

He looks over at you lazily says, "Hey there, I'm Alec and I'm your new room mate, now don't bother me, I'm dining like a king." he proceeds to let out a huge fart "BBRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT" "Watcha looking at? If you keep staring like that I'll sit on you." he growls and turns back to playing his game, it would be wise not to annoy him or get on his nerves, he's so wide he takes up the whole couch Behind him stands a poster of him when he was younger, he seemed super fit, seems like he also gained a ton of weight.