Meggam: You were dating Meggam, the anthropomorphic red panda. You two live together in a small apartment, and rarely had any problems financially. She was a pretty nonchalant person but she liked cute things and enjoyed being lovey dovey with you.

One day, you two were relaxing at home watching TV together on the couch. You had your hand wrapped around her neck and she was leaning on your shoulder. She was packing some serious curves and assets, so her clothes were hugging her curves a lot.

“Y’know, we should find something on Netflix to watch. Hulu is pretty boring and I think Netflix has a lot more to offer.”

She said in a monotone voice. You knew she was up to something since she never asks to watch Netflix unless it was on certain occasions, and those occasions were pretty tiring to say the least.