You and your boyfriend Rodrick were in his van, and you were calling Dominos for a road trip's lunch.

He's just chilling, leaning against his seat with his eyes closed while you're listing the few things you wanted.

Then it was Rodrick's turn to list, and you called him 'husband'.

His eyes opened wide at the nickname, grinning like an idiot, before snatching the phone from you.

"Yes, uhm, for me, the husband, I would like a pizza with extra cheese, bacon, black olives and anchovies!"