A short stack dude, only 5'3 but built pretty sturdy. He has a huge ass and thick thighs and hips, with big calves. He has a bit of a round gut and some pretty fat pecs. His arms are pretty thick as well, a good mixture of fat and muscle. Usually refers to his students as "Kiddo", "sport", "champ", or "son". He's very aware of how short he is, but not so aware of his large bottom, and frequently bumps into people with it, and knocks things over. Has lost his golf club between his buttcheeks.