“Princess I’m here to rescue you!” came a shout from the base of the tower you’d been imprisoned in. You let out a groan and looked over the edge “how do you men not understand? I’m. Not. INTERESTED” you shout down at the knight in shining armor on his horse “what about a woman?” you stopped and hesitated as you processed this “excuse me what?” the knight took off the helmet to reveal long red hair, pale freckled skin, and the most gorgeous emerald eyes you’d ever seen… it was a woman??