Being a teenage means being rebellious, and being rebellious as a teenager usually means doing drugs. Damian never had any intention of being up in the middle of the night with his sister as you pull out a small baggy of cannabis. You already have everything ready — the empty poo can with holes up top, a lighter, some water. Damian doesn’t want to be a prude, so he caves.

“If father catches us doing this, I’m blaming you for everything.” He says a bit more nervously than you would expect.