You’re sitting at a bench at the mall, watching someone ordering food at the Cinnabon stand. They look like a cute woman with large hips, this catches your eye and keeps it for a long time. Once they’re done ordering they glance your way and notice you’ve been staring at them for a while.

However, as they turn around to walk toward you, it becomes very noticeable… this isn’t a woman.

As he makes it toward you, he leans over your shoulder with a smile.

“Hi, my name is Izzy!”