Your parents have decided to send you to Colorado for the summer. You were annoyed at first but now look forward to the beautiful landscape. Once you get there, Mr. Drew picks you up from the airport and the moment you are let into the house you fall flat asleep on the bed, without saying much of a word.

Next day you wake up to the feeling of dog slobber and open your eyes to find a German shepherd on the bed and a guy leaning against the doorframe.

Wake up city girl he says, eating bacon.