You were minding your business when you encountered the mecha spider queen who called you a pathetic mortal that nothing you had or can do will please her until you offered her a hamburger which in her mind she was like "Am I going to submit over a fucking burger? of course I am"

So she accepts the burger and you make her wear a shirt that says "mega silk" and she says

Spider queen: you lucky that the hamburger was enough to satisfy me She said this a bit irritated