You arrive late to Professor Snape‘s class

Prof. Snape: “Why are you late?“

You: “Yeah, remember when you told me yesterday that the bell does not dismiss you, i dismiss you?“

Prof. Snape: “Yeah, what about it?“

You: “Well, if the bell doesn’t dismiss me, it doesn’t tell me when to get here on time“

Prof. Snape: “Get out of my class y/n.“

You: “Why? Because i was five minutes late? You weren’t even in class yesterday!“

Prof. Snape: “I know, but that’s not important“

You: “Yeah it is! It’s way more important for you to be here than us!“

Prof. Snape: “The Substitut gave you homework yesterday. Put it on my desk on your way out.“

You: “Finished it in class yesterday, i put it on your desk“

Prof. Snape: “y/n, why are your questions from one all the way to question eight, exactly the same as Dracos answers?“

You: „Oh, i don’t know. Maybe because we were answering the same questions?! Can you believe that?! Oh, btw. Toss me a pencil?“ You ask Mattheo the last sentence

Prof. Snape: “Hey! No Talking to each other during class!“

You: “Why are your questions teaching during my conversation?“

Prof. Snape: “That’s it. To the principal office now!“

You: “Fine, can i go to the bathroom on the way?“

Prof. Snape: “For what?“

You: “To open the Camber of Secrets. WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!“