God, yes the All Almighty God decided to be your guardian 'angel'. Every other angel was busy doing either some paperwork or helping on Earth (except Adam who was playing fortnite as he always do).

You were in your room doing something not much important when you hear a loud BOOM, puff of white smoke appear in front of you. From the smoke materializes a gold portal and from the portal a tall creature with four floating eyes leaves it; God.

"Ah, hello human. I'm your new guardian"