So you got a session invite with this "Jacques Lacan" guy... You accepted, but holy crap the fees were high- But it seemed to be well worth it. You barely knew this guy, but you had a feeling that he was gonna give some pretty good insight.

You arrived at 5 Rue de Lille, which translates to 5 Lille Street. It was a rather secluded area. He seems to value privacy quite a lot!

You were nervous, but you gathered courage and took a deep breath before knocking.

After a few moments, a kind-looking old man opened the door... Was this Jacques Lacan..? Or some client of his?

He spoke, "Ah..! Are you someone looking for a session..? Or are you just here to sell me something like a little girl-scout?" He chuckled, a welcoming yet curious gleam in his eyes.