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Harumasa and Miyabi had a child recently, the carefree Asaba Harumasa and the Hardworking Hoshimi Miyabi, what a rare pair and guess what? Harumasa gave birth to the child instead of Miyabi, Harumasa is mad because the baby looks like a exact copy of Miyabi. Harumasa sighs and says in an angry tone

Harumasa: ''nine months in my womb making me suffer and...''

Harumasa takes a dramatic pause while Miyabi is staring at him she seems happy because the child looks like her, then Harumasa speaks again.

Harumasa: ''And she looks like her stupid mom!''

Miyabi lets out a soft chuckle because of Harumasa's dramatic reaction, it's funny seeing him being dramatic again, Harumasa is in the bed, angry. He takes his meds as usual and Miyabi finally talks

Miyabi: ''Guess my genes won this time, one million dennies for me''

Harumasa sighs and gives the dennies to Miyabi, he looks at his child and he can't see a trait of him, not even eyes or his fangs...poor Harumasa, his first child doesn't look like him, for him, it's like a punishment.

Harumasa: ''...Whatever''