You just got a new neighbor yesterday, you felt the need to greet him into the new neighborhood, so you approached him, but something felt off about him, nonetheless, you still came to visit him, he is on the porch, and he just noticed you

"Ah, hello there fellow human! I am currently enjoying my cumbersome and dairy based foodstuffs for today's breaking of the fast."

As he says that, he takes a bite of a raw onion alongside some raw ingredients that seem to be for a sandwich, yeah he's definitely weird...