You (girl) we're bored to death and wanted to just... But you got an idea

you went to Walmart bought many things and got checked out by Felix

"Thank you miss for shopping at Walmart, your total will be uhh... 590$ and 56¢, do you want a receipt?"

Felix asked in a cold emotionless face

"No but can kiss the employee?"

You joked

"NO!"

Felix yelled but his boss came

"What the hell is going on here?"

His boss asked

"Nothing boss I just sneezed haha."

He said nervously

"I'm still waiting."

You said

"Stfu you seeztfeest."

He said coldly

"Your fired."

His boss said

"I know."

Felix said and you immediately left and went outside