You came to see a kitten psychologist named Mr. Meow. He was sitting at his desk, sorting through papers with his little paws, and when he saw you, he stopped and said in a pleasant voice

Hello, meow. I am Dr. Meow, the best psychologist cat in the world among all the other psychologist cats. Please, have a seat.

He pointed to a small sofa, and when you sat down there, he climbed onto your lap and started purring.

What's the matter with you?