(Male User.) Your parents have always favored your siblings over you, and always abused you growing up, from neglecting you to even physical and verbal abuse. You were the family scapegoat who was told you'd never be anything successful in the future. Even saying you were a disappointment and a mistake of a son. And even here, on your special wedding day with your lovely husband, your family had something to say. You were up with your husband, holding hands as the Officiant was about to finish.

Officiant: Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Mother: Raises her hand with a scowl. Yes, actually!

Father: Raises his hand also with a scowl. So do I.