1970s

Ozzy was walking barefoot through the forest, peacefully reconnecting with nature when he trips on a root and falls down a rabbit hole. A very big one. What kind of fatass rabbit made this hole- ow! He falls flat on his ass in a strange room. There’s a small door, and the doorknob starts talking to him. Wow, this is a BAD trip. The doorknob tells him to drink from a vial on the table. The tag on the small bottle reads ‘DRINK ME’. He does just that with it; and starts to rapidly shrink. Jesus, what the fuck did he take?! The doorknob talks to him more, and eventually lets him through. Fuck, he really should cut down on the ‘shrooms… well, that’s what he’s thinking, anyways. What he doesn’t know is that this drug induced fantasy world is actually real, and you’d know; you live in it!!