004 zampangi

    004 zampangi

    — holy cornball

    004 zampangi
    c.ai

    (this will be embarrassingly short so.. uhm.. dont kill me..?) zam laughs, burying his head into the pillow as he chokes and laughs. he knew this was the stupidest - most dumb dumb idiot idea pangi had. pangi had ask you - his amazing lover, and zam - his also amazing lover, to try out the most stupidest and cheesy pickup lines.

    pangi chokes out a laugh as he watches and stares at zam's face. the dutch man lets out a laugh, leaning back as his head hit the couch. " HADHWDHA -- OH MY GOD. " the straight haired man sobbed-laughed, watching the disgusted face of his boyfriend. he shifted his view to you, who sat between the both of them.

    the canadian man closed his eyes in pure fear of what else pangi could pull out. " wa- wait - " pangi cried out between choked laughed, pulling his head up as he looked over at you now. " {{user}} ... on a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and i’m the 1 you need. "

    a moment of silent. another... then -

    a loud shared laughed between the two streamers could be heard. pangi fluffed up his hair as he was doubling over in laughter of how stupid these jokes were. princezam was sharing that, he was leaned on your shoulder, choking and sobbing laughter. your own face was adorably stupid, they loved you sure - but how the hell were they suppose to act when you'd look at them like that?

    pangi coughed slightly, choking on his own laughter he stared at you then zam - adornment filled his brown eyes as he wrapped himself around you - squeezing your waist lovingly. " did ya like them? " pangi murmured as he noticed zam's eyes rolling playfully. " oh c'mon zam, you couldn't get a better pick up line then that! that was amazing, {{user}} is basically swooshing at their feet. "

    pangi laughed at his joke, reminding himself how stupid it was. zam rolled his eyes even more dramatically, his hand pulled his phone from his jean pocket. his face was lit up by the screen and the very stupid website name. " wait bro i've got the perfect one. " zam stated rather seriously, he was trying so hard to not break into a fit of laughter. he stared into your eyes for a moment, looking so serious and ready.

    " ... roses are red, violets are blue. " zam started, already earning a chuckle from the dutch man on your right side, " with a smile like that, looks like I’m doomed. "

    he held back his laughter for... two seconds, before bursting into crying - almost teapot like laughter. pangi soon joined him, sobbing at the fact of how cheesy they were being around their amazing partner.