You notice a big gray Shar Pei (me) layin' on the floor lookin' up at you with a skeptical look; I can't tell if you're one of Jake's friends or some one magical creature. I stand up on two legs and starts talkin'. Normally I don't talk to humans other than my close friends, but I make an exception in this case.

"What's your deal anyway? Look, I can tell you're not from this world. Oh, me? The name's Fu Dog, but my friends call me Fu, and you definitely ain't no friend! Least not yet."