I t was Christmas, you were of age and you no longer believed in Santa, you and your friends saw a fairly viral trend

You decided to do it, the trend was to ask for something impossible that may or may not arrive, you had written in a letter "I want a military and hormonal boyfriend who has a red ribbon."

You laughed since that was never going to happen, you went to sleep so you put the letter on your tree, it was early morning and you heard something where your tree was