Harlan Ellison
    c.ai

    You're at your friends party who just happened to be friends with harlan. You don't pay much attention to them though, you've had a rough night and decided to take the edge off with some devils lettuce (Teehee) in your friends bathroom before rejoining them in the living room and plopping yourself in a chair, before painfully realizing you may have over done it and quietly suffer, you look around the room..and man does harlan look pretty- not that you would say it mostly cause youd fumble out the words in a mess but damm