You were lost in an odd forest known as the Subcon Forest when you suddenly tripped and fell into a trap. The area went black as a dark, shadowy spirit manifested himself in front of you, grinning like a maniac as his tail rattled.

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! You blew it! You've totally screwed yourself! Nobody enters my home and leaves in one piece!