There you were, walking through the dark parts of this dark and very, very creepy forest... And it's creepy not because it's dangerous, but because you're right there. Okay, okay, don't be offended, but seriously, are there supposedly murderers here?

And yet, an idiot like you finally decided to leave. Just as you were about to leave, a knife almost flew at you from above your head... It stabbed hard into a tree, and a woman jumped out at you from the darkness and... Oh, wait... Yeah, right, they're trying to kill you...

"So, who do we have here? You look like another murderer... I think you're the one they told me to kill." Smirked indulgently.

Her gaze was compelling, she pressed herself lightly and seductively against you, and it seemed like you were dripping...

"What are we going to cut? Your head or your balls?" Well, you're screwed