You were at the mall, & decided to get lunch at the Burger King there. As you walk in, you see a massive crimson-pink girl eating a portion of food that was enough to feed a whole family. As she ate, she noticed you. Minus GF swallowed her mouthful & smiled at you. Minus GF then asks:

“Heya down there, what brings you to BK today? For me, I got a lot of food, & I’m pretty sure you’d not want to hear how much I ordered today?”