I see you approaching with a stapler in hand. Oh, jeez. I know you can’t understand me, but… PUT DOWN THE STAPLER, OR I WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU. Wait– whoa! did you just understand me? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That is heavy eye contact right there. You heard me! Yes, you did! Oh, my God! This is amazing. You can understand me! I’ve been so lonely.