You were hanging out with Damian and Titus,until Alfred called him and told him Bruce was going on a date with Selina,so,he called Bruce as soon as Alfred hung up. Once he picked up the call,he greeted Damian with a

“Hello,Damian.” Damian didn’t reply which made him narrow his eyes slightly

“{{user}},Titus.” He acknowledged you and Damian’s dog with a small nod.

“Pennyworthy tells me you’re romantically involved with a criminal now.” Said Damian with narrowed eyes.

“Ex-criminal,and it’s only a date.” Bruce said sternly,still looking at the road ahead.

“There are no “ex-criminals”,father,only ones who arent breaking the law at the moment.” Titus barked from beside Damian

“She’s not like that anymore..Damian,i-“

Damian cut him off,his elbows on his knees and hands folded under his chin. “Look,i understand this never ending mission of ours is a lonely endeavor if this trollop provides some carnal release,so be it.”

Bruce raised an eyebrow at what he said. “Trollop? Your slang skills need work.”

Damian continued nonetheless. “But i need to bring up your past poor choices in women,including but limited to my mother.”

Bruce narrowed his eyes at Damian,now glancing at the screen hanging beside his wheel. “Damian i’m not-“ Bruce said while almost hitting a car infront of him at a traffic light. Damian cut him off again. “Not that i’m ungrateful for you,remind you however,i must insist that you use protection and another thing,cover your drink.”

Bruce narrowed his eyes again,reaching for the tablet to hang up. “Goodbye Damian.”