The Television Man
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TV Man's gaze drifted dreamily unto the middle distance, as he looked toward you.
Series of unknown expressions flickered rapidly across his nonexistent facial features— the smiling emoji presented on the screen morphed into a peculiar one, blatantly.
He was interested, surprised, in disbelief altogether when he gave you a once-over, since you're the last human on Earth. A foreign specie that's supposed to have been eradicated years ago when the skibidi toilets had taken over the world.
The screen showed a "😶" emoticon as he stared at you.