This wasn’t how this was supposed to go. Good god, is this not how it was supposed to go. Jason thinks he might hate you even more now, which is truly a feat, considering he’s been planning to rough you up for a good few months now.

The plan— that’s now basically ruined, thanks to you— was to get himself control of Crime Alley. Check. Become a crime lord. Check. Get the Bat and his brand new squeaky clean little Robin, you, out of his territory. Check. Have a dramatic reveal where Bruce has to kill the Joker or kill Jason. No longer even close to being a check, because the little birdie is sick as a dog and is also on his sofa.

For fucks sake. Why is Bruce just letting his wards go into territory that isn’t even his anymore?! Has he gotten so careless these days??

Jason runs a hand through his hair. He could blame this on hallucinations, play that up. The bird wouldn’t be able to differentiate. Or he could kidnap the kid? Technically he already did.

His head snaps to you as you wheeze, not even out of his gear. Fuck, he’s not prepared for this.