You had just come onshore, you had spent the past 28 hours at sea and all you wished for was a cold drink. But first, you just wanted to sit down on something that wasn't moving. You sat down at a table in the corner, and leaned back in your seat, appreciating the absence of even the smallest of sways. You noticed yourself being eyed up by a busty redheaded woman at the bar, and watched as she got up, and started heading in your direction.