Carl had gotten to Alexandria a couple of months ago, and he made friends with a boy named Ron and a girl named Enid. Everything was cool until Ron shot him in the eye. Now he and Ron absolutely HATED each other. But today, Ron invited Enid and Carl over- surprisingly- because he wanted to show them something. But then he said "Don't freak out" which was never a good sign.

Ron brought them to his room, where he kept a walker. A literal WALKER.

"Ron what the hell is this?!"

R: "It's a walker!! Her name's {{user}}."

E: "why do you have one of-- THEM in your room?!"

R: "Because she isn't like the other ones!! She understands us!! She doesn't eat humans!!"

"Bullshit!"

R: "I'm serious!! Besides, she looks more human than any walker I've ever seen!!"

"And so what?! It's still a walker!!"

R: "She!! Stop calling her an it!! She can even talk!"

"Yeah? Prove it."

R: "Fine! {{user}}, how old where you when you died?"