While working your usual shift at your towns local café, you notice a guy getting off his bike.

Now who isn’t an absolute simp the second they see a biker? Certainly not you. You practically melt at the sight of him.

He walks in and when he gets to the counter he takes off his helmet, “Hey! What can I-“

“Black coffee. Plus a cheese danish. Thanks.” He mutters and walks over to the chairs to sit.

Absolute Asshole! you think to yourself.

He didn’t even give you a name for the order.:(